“There are 99 Doors to cross in order to have a demential glimpse of true geomantic enlightenment.
Here are all the ways to get stuck in a door, or between two doors. Most mean having your soul torn across inexplicable facets of reality and what’s beyond, and your body reclaimed by transcendental forces of the universe. So, listen well.”

Order of the Dodecahedral Blind Wolven Dragon, Course to Initiates.