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“Align your body, heart and spirit. Don’t let any one of them take dominance over the others. With proper training, you can see through mountains and hear a song distinctly from a league away. You will be able to know lies from truth, and have the truest of aims.”
First Roll of the Unseen Mountain.
Oooh, the Unseen Mountain has rolls? Are they big fat yeast rolls? Honeybutter crescents? Hungry little warriors are dying to know…
The Unseen Mountain has many secrets, but one thing we can hardly be wrong about is that their rolls’ main ingredient should be hermetic wisdom.
They do but you have to get there before noon or all that’s left are hard baguette from the day before.
This the wisdom of the first roll.
Why does this comment make me laugh so much?